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Christmas Calories Don't Count Version 3 Long Sleeves

Christmas Calories Don't Count Version 3 Long Sleeves

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Color: Gold

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Design Details

Get ready to indulge in all the holiday treats without the guilt in our latest 'Christmas Calories Don't Count Version 3 Long Sleeves'! This fun and cheeky tee is your perfect companion for those merry holiday feasts and cozy family gatherings. Made for those who love to express their jovial side, this long sleeve shirt is as comfortable as it is humorous, featuring a playful design that is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles.

Styled with a witty phrase that everyone can relate to during the festive season, the shirt invites laughter and joy, connecting you with friends and family over the shared love for holiday indulgence. Whether you're baking cookies, sipping on eggnog, or unwrapping presents, this shirt will keep you in the yuletide spirit while ensuring you stay snug and stylish.

Choose from a variety of colors to suit your personal style or to match the holiday decor. The long sleeves are perfect for layering under a festive vest or wearing on their own during milder winter days. Pair it with jeans for a casual look or dress it up with a skirt and boots for that Christmas office party. Either way, you're bound to make a statement!

Remember, during the holidays, calories don't count—so why not wear that mantra proudly? Grab this shirt for yourself or gift it to your fun-loving friend, and let the festive merriment begin!

Sizing Chart & Materials

 Size US Size Chest (in)
XS 0-2 31-34"
S 4-6 34-37"
M 8-10 38-41"
L 12-14 42-45"
XL 16-18 46-49"
2XL 20-22 50-53"
3XL 24-26 54-57"
  • Unisex sizing
  • Pre-shrunk, true to size
  • Solid Colors: Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Neon/Heather Colors: Premium 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly

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5 Different Things About This Shirt

1) Cleaner, softer cotton: compared to other companies, the shirts we print on have 2.5x less impurities as they're combed out during the manufacturing process.

2) Side-seamed construction: gives you a more flattering fit compared to the standard tubular manufacturing most cheaper shirts are made with.

3) Each order provides work to several Americans. From weaving the fabric together, to printing the design onto the shirt, and finally shipping it your way -- a number of people get a chance to make ends meet during this trying time thanks to each order placed.

4) Eco-friendly coloring process: the fabric used requires 7x less water to color compared to the standard process most companies use.

5) Because you deserve to treat yourself when it feels right.

Shipping & Delivery

We custom print each and every order after you’ve placed it to make sure you have a freshly-made high-quality shirt, unlike the big companies where their products sit on dusty shelves for months.

Because of the extra care we take in making your shirt, your order may take up to 7-15 business days to be shipped out, plus another 5 days via standard shipping to reach your door. However, we are often able to deliver faster than this!

If your order is over $75, then we offer FREE US shipping. Add items to your order for friends and family to take advantage of our free shipping!

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Christmas Calories Don't Count Version 3 Long Sleeves
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Christmas Calories Don't Count Version 3 Long Sleeves
Color: Gold
Size: S
$60.00 $29.95  (Save 50%)

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