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All I Want For Christmas Is To Retire T-Shirt

All I Want For Christmas Is To Retire T-Shirt

Regular price $24.95
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Color: Canvas Red

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Add a playful twist to your holiday wish list with our "All I Want For Christmas Is To Retire" T-Shirt. Perfect for those with a heart full of festive spirit and a mind dreaming of leisurely days ahead. Whether you're shopping for gifts, enjoying a Christmas movie marathon, or just having a laugh with friends, this tee captures the joy of the season and the dream of relaxation. Because sometimes, the best gifts are the ones we give ourselves!

Keywords: Festive apparel, holiday t-shirt, Christmas wish list, playful winter wear.

Design Details

Celebrate the joyous spirit of the holidays and the sweet promise of retirement with our delightful "All I Want For Christmas Is To Retire" T-Shirt! This cozy tee encapsulates the dream of many, combining a touch of humor with the festive cheer of the season. Crafted for comfort and style, it's the perfect casual wear for office parties, family gatherings, or a laid-back Christmas day.

The bold and witty statement printed across the chest is sure to ignite conversations and connect with fellow retiree hopefuls. Whether you're buying it as a gift for a loved one nearing that golden milestone or treating yourself to a laugh, this t-shirt is an ideal choice. Style it effortlessly with jeans for a casual look, or layer it under a cardigan for those cooler winter days.

This playful t-shirt comes in a variety of color options to match any style or season. Made from soft materials, it promises to keep you cozy while you jingle bell rock your way through the holidays. It's more than just a humorous statement; it's a vibe, a lifestyle, a way to bond over shared aspirations, and a celebration of well-earned rest and relaxation on the horizon. Add a little merriment to your wardrobe or give the gift of laughter this Christmas with this unique, heartwarming tee.

Sizing Chart & Materials

 Size US Size Chest (in)
XS 0-2 31-34"
S 4-6 34-37"
M 8-10 38-41"
L 12-14 42-45"
XL 16-18 46-49"
2XL 20-22 50-53"
3XL 24-26 54-57"
  • Unisex sizing
  • Pre-shrunk, true to size
  • Solid Colors: Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Neon/Heather Colors: Premium 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly

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5 Different Things About This Shirt

1) Cleaner, softer cotton: compared to other companies, the shirts we print on have 2.5x less impurities as they're combed out during the manufacturing process.

2) Side-seamed construction: gives you a more flattering fit compared to the standard tubular manufacturing most cheaper shirts are made with.

3) Each order provides work to several Americans. From weaving the fabric together, to printing the design onto the shirt, and finally shipping it your way -- a number of people get a chance to make ends meet during this trying time thanks to each order placed.

4) Eco-friendly coloring process: the fabric used requires 7x less water to color compared to the standard process most companies use.

5) Because you deserve to treat yourself when it feels right.

Shipping & Delivery

We custom print each and every order after you’ve placed it to make sure you have a freshly-made high-quality shirt, unlike the big companies where their products sit on dusty shelves for months.

Because of the extra care we take in making your shirt, your order may take up to 7-15 business days to be shipped out, plus another 5 days via standard shipping to reach your door. However, we are often able to deliver faster than this!

If your order is over $75, then we offer FREE US shipping. Add items to your order for friends and family to take advantage of our free shipping!

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Color: Canvas Red
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